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SEND NEWZ: Vol. 5 - BLACK HISTORY MONTH EDITION

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Published: 2/14/2026 IN THIS ISSUE: - Sh*t White Ppl Wanna Know (About Black Ppl) - Black [Trivia] Is American [Trivia] -Unsolicited Opinion: Black History Is Being Erased...And That's OK To Alotta My Black Brothers & Sisters

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question. There is, however, such a thing as a racist question. And sometimes well-meaning white folk won’t ask questions in fear of looking stupid or racist.

But that’s why I’m here…to answer [a few of the] most stereotypical questions about Black people.

Because honestly, have Black people really been subjected to enough racist questions?!

HUGE NOTE: I, in no way, speak for the entire Black community or the Culture and can only answer based on my own experiences, history, research, and crazy sh*t I’ve seen.

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IN THIS ISSUE:

• UNAWARE: SH*T WHITE PPL WANNA KNOW (ABOUT BLACK PPL) - Real questions from real white folk - answered! So if you’ve ever wondered “Why can’t Black people swim?” or “Why do Black people talk in movies?” then check this out.

• BLACK [TRIVIA] IS AMERICAN [TRIVIA] - “Her collection of fashion shows celebrated “Every Body” and literally forced brands around the world to rethink how they advertised. Fun fact: She’s also my former boss…”

• UNSOLICITED OPINION: BLACK HISTORY IS BEING ERASED…AND THAT’S OK TO A LOT OF MY BLACK BROTHERS & SISTERS - “iT DoN’t MaTtEr WhO tHe PrEsIdEnT iZ” is what a lot of y’all sound like (except, of course, Black women who always do the work).

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Send Newz: Vol 5 - Black History Month

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Published 2.15.2026. Celebrate Black History (while you still can) with: Sh*t White Ppl Wanna Know (About Black Ppl) Black [Trivia] Is American [Trivia] Unsolicited Opinion: Black History Is Being Erased...And That's OK to Alotta My Black Brothers & Sisters

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There are three (3) key steps to becoming a Dictator. After that, everything else comes easy (for you - not your people).

This special episode of UNCUT: The Send Newz Podcast is a Masterclass in Fascism 101. I lay out the three (3) simple steps to transform your nation from a bastion of liberal democracy to a Fascist hellscape…your Fascist hellscape. So pull up a seat and take notes.

What do you think (while you still can)? Has Lady Liberty already been penetrated by Fascism, or do Americans just love the D(emocracy)?

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The debut podcast episode for the debut Send Newz issue.

Check out Vol. 1 here.

TOPICS WE TALKIN’ ABOUT:

UNSATISFIED: TRUMP SHOULDN’T HAVE TO F*** US (OVER) FOR FREE - It’s worth at least $230Mil…according to him.

UNBOTHERED: CHILL OUT, SAYS GOODELL - The NFL Commish is standing by Bad Bunny.

UNATTRACTIVE: AMERICA’S BOTCHED BBL - Trump constantly calls America “Hot,” but we might be relying on our personality soon.

UNWANTED: WTF SOUTH KOREA?! - If we say “No Kings” then maybe don’t give Trump a crown.

[UNSOLICITED OPINION] SIZE MATTERS: DEMS NEED TO GROW A PHAT EGO IF THEY DON’T WANT TO BE LEFT ON READ - Have you really accomplished anything if no one even knows?

+ SIZE MATTERS: 12 Inches: But really, more like 11.

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IN THIS ISSUE:

UNSATISFIED: TRUMP SHOULDN’T HAVE TO F*** US (OVER) FOR FREE - It’s worth at least $230Mil…according to him.

UNBOTHERED: CHILL OUT, SAYS GOODELL - The NFL Commish is standing by Bad Bunny.

UNATTRACTIVE: AMERICA’S BOTCHED BBL - Trump constantly calls America “Hot,” but we might be relying on our personality soon.

UNWANTED: WTF SOUTH KOREA?! - If we say “No Kings” then maybe don’t give Trump a crown.

[UNSOLICITED OPINION] SIZE MATTERS: DEMS NEED TO GROW A PHAT EGO IF THEY DON’T WANT TO BE LEFT ON READ - Have you really accomplished anything if no one even knows?

+ THE EPSTEIN FILES: Everything we know so far: How did we get here & where it’s goin’ (or not).

+ SIZE MATTERS: 12 Inches: But really, more like 11.

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SEND NEWZ: Vol. 1

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The Premiere Issue of Send Newz! Published Date: 11.13.2025. Topics: Trump's $230Mil Payday, Bad Bunny, America the Hottie, S. Korea Crowns the King, My Unsolicited Opinion, The Epstein Files, and Size Matters.

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IN THIS ISSUE:

UNEXPECTED: A DAY ON THE WATER GOES UP IN FLAMES - The US begins its attacks on Venezuela.

UNWANTED: GOT A FAT P*SSY? - Now there’s “Ozempic for cats.” Still waitin’ on that cancer cure, though, science…

UNCLASSIFIED: TRUMP’S XMAS LIST - He’s the only one on the naughty list who somehow always gets what he wants.

[UNSOLICITED OPINION] MISSED OPPS: WHEN OPPORTUNITY COMES KNOCKIN’… DEMOCRATS TURN OFF THE LIGHTS & CLOSE THE BLINDS - You know who should be rallyin’ with Chuck Schumer right now? Elon Musk…

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SEND NEWZ: Vol. 2

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Vol. 2. Published 12.07.2025. Topics: Venezuelan Fishing Boats, Ozempic for Cats, Trump's XMas List, and My "Unsolicited Opinion" on Democrats' Missed Opps.

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IN THIS ISSUE:

2025 In Numbers - DYK 7 miles of copper wire is still missing from the 6th St. Viaduct Bridge?! Check out all the OMG & WTF numbers from 2025.

The Melania Movie - Whether anyone watches it or not, she still made $40Mil.

New Year. New Laws - Well it’s a lot easier than you thought. In fact, we might be living under one now.

You is Big. You is Expensive. You is Gon’ Be Ugly AF - Obviously I’m referring to Trump’s ballroom. The one he demolished the White House for.

PLAY WIT’ IT (GAMES):

True Or Fox - Can you tell which headlines are real, and which sound like they came straight from FOX News?

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SEND NEWZ: Vol. 3

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Vol. 3. Published 12.30.2025. Topics: 2025 In Numbers, The Demolition of the White House, The Melania Movie, New Laws for 2026. Plus: 2025 Edition of Play Wit' It.

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TAKE THE QUIZ [answer key at bottom]:

TRUE OR FOX? HEADLINES FROM 2025

ANSWER KEY: 1) False – Cloud Dancer is COTY, but the CEO never said that. 2) True – Even after standards were lowered significantly. Americans…we’re fat. 3) True – The former Honduran President, Hernandez, helped get 400T of coke in the US and was pardoned. Yet low-level marijuana offenders are still locked up… 4) False – for now, at least. 5) False – But I want it to be true so bad 6) True – Apparently Republicans have run out of things to be pissed at. Also, Calibri was used because it’s easier for the visually impaire 7) True – Men ain’t sh*t. But the former Mrs. Gavin Newsom, Kimberly Guilfoyle, was made the Ambassador to Greece after photos of Don Trump Jr. with another woman leaked. 8) False – Well, it’s probably true, but we won’t know that ‘til it’s too late.

IN THIS ISSUE:

A.I. “Oh Sh*ts.” - From putting glue on pizza to a $20K stranger, the future is still a long ways away.

UNBOTHERED: “THE STATE OF THE STATE IS GREAT – DON’T HATE” - Gov. Newsom tells the haters to kiss the 4th largest economy’s ass.

UNAWARE: FASCISM 101 - Wanna be a Fascist Dictator? Kids, take notes.

UNSOLICITED OPINION: We Need To Talk - No, you’re not in trouble. But these topics are too real/important/strange to still be sleepin’ on.

UNPROVOKED: ANOTHER MURDER IN MINNEAPOLIS - Just another day in Minneapolis in Trump’s ‘Murica.

PLAY WIT’ IT (GAMES):

So Ya Wanna Be A Fascist? - Will your Fascist reign last or pass?

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Send Newz Volume 4

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Vol. 4. Published 1.16.2026. Topics: AI, Newsom, Slept On Topics, Fascism 101, and Minneapolis Murders.

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SO YA WANNA BE A FASCIST?

Will your Fascist regime last, or will your subjects pass? See if you got what it takes to be the “Supreme Leader.” [Answer key at bottom of this page]

QUIZ: FASCISM 101

FASCISM 101 QUIZ ANSWER KEY: 1) Answer: 3 - There’s always an enemy from within. You have to keep the people on edge and fighting one another so you can claim to be the national hero to save the majority. 2) Answer: 3 - Get rid of the agency. They can’t restrict your power if they no longer exist. 3) Answer: 2 - Label the journalist and outlet as “Junk Journalism.” That’s the first thing you learn in Fascism school. 4) Answer: 4 - Use the tax dollars to give the people nice things. Mussolini built entire neighborhoods and public spaces (He’s still bad though). If the people are “happy” they back off. 5) Answer: 1 - Send your entire family off to a foreign prison to die. Saddam Hussein did it to his family before having them executed. No one is safe under a Fascist regime.